Are you kidding me?

Really the Nobel Peace Prize? Or the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, May be more accurate. What a joke. What the Hell has he done? Nothing. It is amazing that the rest of the world still has such a hard on for this guy. You know why he won this.... he is a pussy. The rest of the world is happy to have a passive on the verge of isolationist President, who will not rock the boat or stand up for the principles this country is built on. Very frustrating.

PETA , Cat Paws and an Idiot Democrat

So I am watching the news and there is a story about PETA's new campaign. Something like "Cut School not Animals". That's responsible- you liberal douche bags. Now, I agree we should not be maliciously cruel to animals. I love my dog, in fact if had to choose, I would rather spend time with her than a lot of people I know. (Of course excluding any loyal blog readers) Lets tell kids to cut school, great idea. I took a number of classes at the high school and college levels, and dissected many animals (my favorite was a cat). From what I can remember if you wanted, you did not have to participate in the actual dissection.

On a totally random note I remember when I was a freshman on the water polo team and some of the seniors had dissected cats earlier in the day. They took the cat paw to practice and made the freshmen put it behind their ears like a pencil. I also remember the cat paw being stuck into a teammates speedo. It was on the verge of a sexual assault.

Lastly on the things that pissed me of recently, a Democratic speaker in the house made the following idiotic statement "I call upon all of us to do our jobs for the sake of America, for the sake of those dying people and their families," Florida Rep. Alan Grayson said on the House floor. "I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven't voted sooner to end this holocaust in America." This was of course in reference to the health care debate. Dumb ass. Being that Florida is a bastion for old retired Democratic Jews, this will not help his re-election campaign.

Presidential Endorsemnt

Today during an address to the UN Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi stated "we'd be content and happy if Obama can stay president forever".

Last time I checked this man was a terrorist. His county took responsibility for the bombing of the Pan Am flight over Lockerbie, Scotland and recently provided the mastermind of the attack a heroes welcome when he returned to Libya.

Obaama is perceived so weak, that he is now receiving ringing endorsements from terrorists leaders of rogue states. What a joke. Each day Obama is president, this country becomes less safe. Bottom line.

Stitches

For the record, real men remove their own stitches.

You know Your Wife is Awsome When......

It is over 90 degrees out, she cooks a roast and fixes the air conditioning all while being barefoot and pregnant. Yes, Literally. You are the best babe. Oh...and she also made popovers! Boooyoooooww!!!! I am a lucky man.

Ted Kennedy is a Criminal

While I was a sperm swimming in my fathers nuts "The Lion" of the Senate was getting loaded, driving off bridges and killing innocent girls. I don't think my generation really knows about this; not that the liberals who were around at that time gave a crap.

"On the night of July 18, 1969, Kennedy was on Martha's Vineyard's Chappaquiddick Island at a party for the "Boiler Room Girls", a group of young women who had worked on his brother Robert's presidential campaign the year before.Leaving the party, Kennedy was driving a 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with one of the women, 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, as his passenger, when Kennedy drove off Dike Bridge into the Poucha Pond inlet. Kennedy escaped the overturned vehicle and swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day."

That night "Teddy" went back to his hotel and had a nice night of sleep while the girl slept with the fishes. Of course the best way to detoxify your body after drinking, is time. Because his name is Kennedy (apparently the wrong two were shot) he got away with this. Now that he is dead, he is celebrated as a hero. If this was anyone else......Jail! What about that poor girl, and her family?

Camelot.....what a load of crap. The same idiots who revere and love this family are the same Americans who love following the British monarchy and wept for two weeks when princess Diana met her demise. I guess at least they are not criminals. I just don't get it. I will admit there was something kind of sexy about Jacki 'O.

#2

I felt him kick my hand last night! Very exciting.

"White House confirms it used taxpayer dollars to hire private company to distribute e-mails, including unsolicited spamming to push health plan"

What bullshit -I am sorry, but no matter what side of the aisle you sit on this is irritating. My tax dollars should not be used to "sell" a proposed government program. The program should sell itself.

In regards to the "program" itself: I am just tired of this crap. It is an ill advised plan that the administration has a hard on for and is trying to stuff down out throats. It is the the largest program in size of spending and bureaucracy ever conceived, and all the president really gives a crap about is pushing it through. There is a reason for this. I don't know how many times during his campaign he took shots at the health care industry, promised "reform", and that no one should be without it. He knows that another 4 years of his socialist czar-like regime hinges on health care being passed.

Despite the fact that this countries economic woes are the worst since the Depression, with a ridiculous deficit, they still want it. At least Old Joe Lieberman says this needs to be put on hold while the economy re establishes itself and we are free from recession. Good man.

Hose time.

Alex in the Pool

"Cookie"

That is what he wants to be for Halloween and Mommy made it so. It is pretty sweet, I have to admit.

Hannah looks like she is about to maul the large blue and moving stuffed animal. Good thing he does not squeak.

The Beer Summit

There was an incident in San Clemente. It did not reach the main stream media, but it was important enough to warrant a visit from the Commander and Chief.

On Saturday, this man of Mexican decent locked his keys out of his house and was trying to climb the fence in the backyard a couple of houses down from us. I didn't even know he was Mexican. I swear. Anyways I called the police, and long story short.....he lived there!! Being a member of the neighborhood watch and a big fan of McGruff the crime dog, I thought I was just doing my civic duty. So the police come, arrest the guy and the president says the cops were acting stupidly. Obama comes to the SC Fiesta, we have a cold one and all is well. He really didn't have much to say.

(note the lady in the background who is concerned that I will assault the Pres)

Joker + Obama +Socialist = Funny

There is a difference here. (See Nazi Obama post below). I honestly believe that anyone with even one eye open can see that our new President has socialist desires and tendancies, if not an agenda.

On another note I want to commend the Santa Ana DMV. Yes, you heard me correctly the DMV. I had to change title and register an out of state vehicle, and it took 1/2 an hour. I attribute to this to being prepared, and more importantly buttering up the lady who hands out numbers. She appreciated the fact I could speak english, I had my forms completed, and I told her it was ok if she wanted to flirt with me after she swated a bug off of my shoulder. After the car was certified she handed me a number 1. Totaly random, but it made my day.

Not Funny

So, on the way home from the office today decided to stop by Trader Joes. On the way in I saw this..... (note the Hitler upper lip stache)


I have to admit at first I chuckled to myself, I think I thought it was joke or a left over McCain campaign van. Then my serious side took over and I became enraged. I stopped to look at the photo and took this picture. I slowly became even more irritated and appalled. Honestly it takes a lot to offend me and I may be the farthest thing in the world from pc.

Seriously I am not an Obama fan, not the least bit. I have always been a Republican and always will be. I do not think the man is Hitler.

So I am walking past the "booth" where they are handing out their "literature" and the lady ask if she can speak to me. Poor choice lady. I pause, actually calmly and tell the bitch, " I am a Jewish Republican and I find this very offensive". I said that twice. She retorts, "are you a human being? "I almost lost it and told her that she was ignorant and that this was ridiculous. I decided to walk away at that point and she says "remember 1939", apparently a reference to the Nazi Regime. I am half way across the parking lot now yelling "I don't need a history lesson" and "you people are ignorant". Decided it was time to head into Trader Joes before this escalated any further. I was super pissed.

In fact I was so pissed a lady in trader joes comes up to me and says "calm down" . Apparently I put on quite a show. While I am looking over the cheeses, she then tells me she also found it offensive.

Wow....really. Obama is Hitler? That must really offend the skin heads. I am sure Obama will heard up all of the Jews, put us in a train and take us to the "showers" next week. The whole symbolism they are trying to fire up is lame. Yes Hitler was a fascist, Obama may be moving towards socialism, but no matter you political affiliation, we are all Americans. Any American with the education of a third grader should be offended by this kind of crap. Assholes.

Fine.......

So three people still care.

I am to old for bachelor parties. Three days in Cabo, 100 degrees, 28 holes of golf, and a large quantity of adult beverages can really take a toll. It is now Tuesday and I still feel like poop. The good thing is that I really only foresee a few couple more of these things in the future. Don't get me wrong had an amazing time, but it sucked the life out me. But when you are a groomsman and have known the groom (Tyler) since the third grade you need to step it up. That's what men do.

Speaking of what men do...
Anne and I have a another little bundle of joy on the way, sometime around new years. We are very excited. I actually look forward to having a tiny little baby around again, even if they just poop and sleep.

wow that was exhausting..... more posts to come, and Alex pictures. Need to get back to work or take a nap.

Really?

Do people still check this thing? I have been asked by people lately why there is no new content. If you are reading this, then you can't be saying "he's full of shit, no one cares". Are you reading this??

I do have a lot to bitch about, and good stuff as well. Maybe I need to get on this thing again?

RIP MJ

A Longer than Expected Vacation

The Day before Valentines day we decided to head up the Cabin. We knew that there was snow on the ground from a previous storm, and that more could possibly be on the way. (I know this is old news, but I liked the pictures.) Thank god I did a dry run with the chains. Long story short we saw a lot of weather, including snow. It was beautiful and quite relaxing. The little guy was having a good time and it was nice to get away. We came home a couple of days later than expected. Enjoy the pictures.

Are you kidding me?

Press Release: Homer Simpson has been named head of product development at Jimmy Dean.

torture is good

Something for the big "O" to ponder next time he thinks about the "GITMO" inmates......

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilman from London Ontario, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.......

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Canadian's life, then I have just three things to say,'
'Red is positive, Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'

update- she should be shot also

LOS ANGELES — The Southern California mother of octuplets receives $490 a month in food stamps and three of her first six children are disabled and receiving federal assistance, her publicist confirmed Monday evening.

Ocutplets and the Wild Animal Park

This unemployed bimbo who had these 8 children (bringing the grand total to 14) should have her uterus ripped from her body. The Fertility Doctor who made this possible should be shot. The more I hear about this, the more irritated I become. Being a father of just one child I can attest that children need a great deal of attention, love and nurturing. She is a single mother, who will not be able to provide this to her kids. Has anyone seen this lady interviewed. Ahhhhhhh..... I wanted to throw something at the TV.
We took our ONE child to the Wild Animal Park. Such an outing would be nearly impossible with 14 kids. Unless you exploit them to the fullest extent possible (as I am sure she will) and travel with a team of nannies.

Happy New Year

What a lovely holiday season. Hanukkah and Christmas were great. Took Alex for his first cabin trip. Lucky for us there was a ton of snow. As you can see he enjoyed it quite a bit. Just spent a lot of time with our families. Can't complaint about that. If anyone still reads this... Have a great New Year.