Thursday, October 30, 2008

See the title of the Blog

Why do people have to make their vehicles louder? Motorcycles are the worst, but cars are annoying as well. I don't care if it is a Honda or a big truck. You are lame and clearly compensating for something else. The best is when you see some douche bag on a motorcycle wearing ear plugs. Seriously I have seen this a number of times. I have to listen to that crap, but your ears are to delicate? I just don't get it? What am I missing?


On another note When I take the kids on a walk I always come across this sign. I understand it is about public safety, but what's with the person? To me it says: Watch out for the prancing and skipping homosexual children wearing yamakas and knee high socks playing in the street. They really could not come up with a better depiction of a playing child. Frankly I am surprised people who are on the street corners supporting Prop 8 have not had this taken down.

On the Prop 8 thing (after a number of heated conversations with my wife and others)I have decided to vote no. I would rather be aligned with homosexuals (preferably hot lesbians) than the religious right.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Killer amoung us

Hannah has been unable to catch the mole. Although I believe she has literally been marking her territory where the little bastards did (or do) their business. The area not had any new destruction in a while. The moles can smell Hannah's stench, sense a predator and have left the yard. So, as any animal with natural instinct to kill, (god love her) she has decided to focus on sweet little bunnies. Hannah has a history of killing mice, rats, birds, and even a squirrel. Well today she expanded her resume.

I was in San Diego and called Anne to see how Alex as doing (he had a temperature). Anyways she frantically tells me how she lets Hannah into the backyard. Hannah sees a bunny and makes a b-line for it. apparently bunnies are not the smartest animals in the world. Instead of hopping over to the hole under the fence where it breached the security if my yard, it decided to head in the opposite direction. Poor Choice. She corners the Bunny in the rose bushes and emerges from the roses with the bunny in her jaws.

If I am home I am praising her. The bunnies come into my yard eat the grass and foliage while leaving their little turds all over the place. They are nothing more than fancy looking rats. Anyways, Anne comes into the yard and sees Hannah with the bunny in her mouth and shaking it vigorously. Carnivores do this to break the preys neck and render them defenseless. The bunny looks at Anne and shrieks. A sound she will never forget. Anne yells for Hannah to drop the bunny which she does. The bunny does not move until I return home and resuscitate it.

Yeah
right, she broke the neck. It was dead. I disposed of the carcass over the fence. I expect the coyotes to be particularly active tonight. I know it is sick but I am really proud of Hannah. She is protecting the integrity of the yard, while feeding her natural tendencies. Good Girl.


Stew Anyone?

I am proud of my puppy!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Is this is to funny to be real?

Man Named Fox Wrecks Car After Picking Up 'Dead' Fox


A man who decided to take home a fox he hit on the road wrecked his SUV after the animal he thought was dead revived.

Tommy Fox ran over the fox last Wednesday near Dover, Tenn., as he returned home from work, the Leaf Chronicle reports.

Thinking the animal was dead, he decided to take the animal home to cut off its tail as a souvenir, Dale Grandstaff of the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency told the paper.

"The tails are real bushy and pretty and thick this time of year," Grandstaff said.

Instead, the driver flipped his GMC Jimmy trying to keep the fox — that had awoken in the backseat — from biting him, Grandstaff told the paper.

Fox suffered minor injuries and bruises, the Leaf Chronicle reports. The fox died, though it was unclear if it was from initial injuries or the subsequent wreck of the vehicle.