Are you kidding me?

Really the Nobel Peace Prize? Or the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, May be more accurate. What a joke. What the Hell has he done? Nothing. It is amazing that the rest of the world still has such a hard on for this guy. You know why he won this.... he is a pussy. The rest of the world is happy to have a passive on the verge of isolationist President, who will not rock the boat or stand up for the principles this country is built on. Very frustrating.

PETA , Cat Paws and an Idiot Democrat

So I am watching the news and there is a story about PETA's new campaign. Something like "Cut School not Animals". That's responsible- you liberal douche bags. Now, I agree we should not be maliciously cruel to animals. I love my dog, in fact if had to choose, I would rather spend time with her than a lot of people I know. (Of course excluding any loyal blog readers) Lets tell kids to cut school, great idea. I took a number of classes at the high school and college levels, and dissected many animals (my favorite was a cat). From what I can remember if you wanted, you did not have to participate in the actual dissection.

On a totally random note I remember when I was a freshman on the water polo team and some of the seniors had dissected cats earlier in the day. They took the cat paw to practice and made the freshmen put it behind their ears like a pencil. I also remember the cat paw being stuck into a teammates speedo. It was on the verge of a sexual assault.

Lastly on the things that pissed me of recently, a Democratic speaker in the house made the following idiotic statement "I call upon all of us to do our jobs for the sake of America, for the sake of those dying people and their families," Florida Rep. Alan Grayson said on the House floor. "I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven't voted sooner to end this holocaust in America." This was of course in reference to the health care debate. Dumb ass. Being that Florida is a bastion for old retired Democratic Jews, this will not help his re-election campaign.

Presidential Endorsemnt

Today during an address to the UN Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi stated "we'd be content and happy if Obama can stay president forever".

Last time I checked this man was a terrorist. His county took responsibility for the bombing of the Pan Am flight over Lockerbie, Scotland and recently provided the mastermind of the attack a heroes welcome when he returned to Libya.

Obaama is perceived so weak, that he is now receiving ringing endorsements from terrorists leaders of rogue states. What a joke. Each day Obama is president, this country becomes less safe. Bottom line.

Stitches

For the record, real men remove their own stitches.

You know Your Wife is Awsome When......

It is over 90 degrees out, she cooks a roast and fixes the air conditioning all while being barefoot and pregnant. Yes, Literally. You are the best babe. Oh...and she also made popovers! Boooyoooooww!!!! I am a lucky man.

Ted Kennedy is a Criminal

While I was a sperm swimming in my fathers nuts "The Lion" of the Senate was getting loaded, driving off bridges and killing innocent girls. I don't think my generation really knows about this; not that the liberals who were around at that time gave a crap.

"On the night of July 18, 1969, Kennedy was on Martha's Vineyard's Chappaquiddick Island at a party for the "Boiler Room Girls", a group of young women who had worked on his brother Robert's presidential campaign the year before.Leaving the party, Kennedy was driving a 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with one of the women, 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, as his passenger, when Kennedy drove off Dike Bridge into the Poucha Pond inlet. Kennedy escaped the overturned vehicle and swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day."

That night "Teddy" went back to his hotel and had a nice night of sleep while the girl slept with the fishes. Of course the best way to detoxify your body after drinking, is time. Because his name is Kennedy (apparently the wrong two were shot) he got away with this. Now that he is dead, he is celebrated as a hero. If this was anyone else......Jail! What about that poor girl, and her family?

Camelot.....what a load of crap. The same idiots who revere and love this family are the same Americans who love following the British monarchy and wept for two weeks when princess Diana met her demise. I guess at least they are not criminals. I just don't get it. I will admit there was something kind of sexy about Jacki 'O.

#2

I felt him kick my hand last night! Very exciting.