You know Your Wife is Awsome When......

It is over 90 degrees out, she cooks a roast and fixes the air conditioning all while being barefoot and pregnant. Yes, Literally. You are the best babe. Oh...and she also made popovers! Boooyoooooww!!!! I am a lucky man.

Ted Kennedy is a Criminal

While I was a sperm swimming in my fathers nuts "The Lion" of the Senate was getting loaded, driving off bridges and killing innocent girls. I don't think my generation really knows about this; not that the liberals who were around at that time gave a crap.

"On the night of July 18, 1969, Kennedy was on Martha's Vineyard's Chappaquiddick Island at a party for the "Boiler Room Girls", a group of young women who had worked on his brother Robert's presidential campaign the year before.Leaving the party, Kennedy was driving a 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with one of the women, 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, as his passenger, when Kennedy drove off Dike Bridge into the Poucha Pond inlet. Kennedy escaped the overturned vehicle and swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day."

That night "Teddy" went back to his hotel and had a nice night of sleep while the girl slept with the fishes. Of course the best way to detoxify your body after drinking, is time. Because his name is Kennedy (apparently the wrong two were shot) he got away with this. Now that he is dead, he is celebrated as a hero. If this was anyone else......Jail! What about that poor girl, and her family?

Camelot.....what a load of crap. The same idiots who revere and love this family are the same Americans who love following the British monarchy and wept for two weeks when princess Diana met her demise. I guess at least they are not criminals. I just don't get it. I will admit there was something kind of sexy about Jacki 'O.

#2

I felt him kick my hand last night! Very exciting.

"White House confirms it used taxpayer dollars to hire private company to distribute e-mails, including unsolicited spamming to push health plan"

What bullshit -I am sorry, but no matter what side of the aisle you sit on this is irritating. My tax dollars should not be used to "sell" a proposed government program. The program should sell itself.

In regards to the "program" itself: I am just tired of this crap. It is an ill advised plan that the administration has a hard on for and is trying to stuff down out throats. It is the the largest program in size of spending and bureaucracy ever conceived, and all the president really gives a crap about is pushing it through. There is a reason for this. I don't know how many times during his campaign he took shots at the health care industry, promised "reform", and that no one should be without it. He knows that another 4 years of his socialist czar-like regime hinges on health care being passed.

Despite the fact that this countries economic woes are the worst since the Depression, with a ridiculous deficit, they still want it. At least Old Joe Lieberman says this needs to be put on hold while the economy re establishes itself and we are free from recession. Good man.

Hose time.

Alex in the Pool

"Cookie"

That is what he wants to be for Halloween and Mommy made it so. It is pretty sweet, I have to admit.

Hannah looks like she is about to maul the large blue and moving stuffed animal. Good thing he does not squeak.

The Beer Summit

There was an incident in San Clemente. It did not reach the main stream media, but it was important enough to warrant a visit from the Commander and Chief.

On Saturday, this man of Mexican decent locked his keys out of his house and was trying to climb the fence in the backyard a couple of houses down from us. I didn't even know he was Mexican. I swear. Anyways I called the police, and long story short.....he lived there!! Being a member of the neighborhood watch and a big fan of McGruff the crime dog, I thought I was just doing my civic duty. So the police come, arrest the guy and the president says the cops were acting stupidly. Obama comes to the SC Fiesta, we have a cold one and all is well. He really didn't have much to say.

(note the lady in the background who is concerned that I will assault the Pres)

Joker + Obama +Socialist = Funny

There is a difference here. (See Nazi Obama post below). I honestly believe that anyone with even one eye open can see that our new President has socialist desires and tendancies, if not an agenda.

On another note I want to commend the Santa Ana DMV. Yes, you heard me correctly the DMV. I had to change title and register an out of state vehicle, and it took 1/2 an hour. I attribute to this to being prepared, and more importantly buttering up the lady who hands out numbers. She appreciated the fact I could speak english, I had my forms completed, and I told her it was ok if she wanted to flirt with me after she swated a bug off of my shoulder. After the car was certified she handed me a number 1. Totaly random, but it made my day.