door to door salesman

If you really had such an excellent product would you need to go door to door to sell it? Try an infomercial? The dudes wearing white shirts and clip on ties were stalking the neighborhood today. I need to come up with some act if I am home when they come to the house again. Maybe invite them in for a drink? Pour my self scotch and have a lively discussion? I assume they were Mormons. I could tell them about their sinner UPS counter part. Dirty bastard. May be I will just let Hannah go after them? Do Mormons carry mace? What actually works pretty well is the "I am a Jew" while pointing at the mezzuzah.